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Save Me: Doctor+Master by average-ninja, literature

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Save Me: Doctor+Master

Darkness. Darkness swirling in a whirlpool of thoughts and reminisces, stalking and tainting those held dear to the psyche. Oh, the center may be bright, but every child knows the more magnificent the spectacle in space, the deadlier. One child of Time, older than the beauty of space, is huddled in a cobwebbed corner, knobby knees tucked under his chin, grime-speckled hands cradling a heavy head that seems determined to suck him into the whirlpool as well. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. He's alone now, but for the throbbing in his chest. It resounds in melancholic fire, determined and grieving. It cries out with the needy ardor

Off the Abyss: +Holmescest+ by average-ninja, literature

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Off the Abyss: +Holmescest+

"Sherlock, stop it." It's not the first command Mycroft has ever given his brother, nor will it be the last, but perhaps the penultimate. The words aren't caressed by supple lips but forged into jagged edges to be thrown at the prone slump on his couch, to match a temper rising above decades of self-restraint. Mycroft's skin has been pulled taut over his knuckles, cells stretched to their breaking points and seeking release from their bonds as he seeks release from his. Just one uncaring shove, one anonymous push, one loving feather-light finger to rest upon his shoulder, and he would snap. He daren't think about the consequences now, as the

Apologetic: CharLa-- giftfic by average-ninja, literature

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Apologetic: CharLa-- giftfic

You are apologetic. Honestly, it's the first time you've ever been so. Even when you were but three feet high (approximately the size of your Italian friend, you recall) and robbed a dirty cradle of its sprouting sunflower, bent towards the stars, you weren't sorry because you knew you deserved a gift. In stark contrast, you deserve nothing which you've been given, which she only thinks she's given but you know better, you know you've taken it from her with grimy nails and gnarled fingers, you've scratched and clawed at her mind until she bequeathed it to you, a corpse of volition, the embodiment of will lying face-down in the sod&

Awash +ST: TOS Spirk+ by average-ninja, literature

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Awash +ST: TOS Spirk+

He's awash in a sea of colors. He's just an empty shell, and logically should have no preferences to which, but he finds the healthy green of the foliage or the blue of this planet's sky—and for some reason he knows different planets have differing skies—more aesthetically appealing than the volatile, orange-specked scarlet that now assaults his morphing senses. He retains sensory information as well as anyone should, and he remembers the cool sensation of the wind at night, when he was seemingly much smaller, and how unpleasant it was until those people found him—a human man, and a woman carrying traits of both Romulans and

Sevenling: if I asked you by average-ninja, literature

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Sevenling: if I asked you

If I asked you, would you clean me? You see, I've got so much dirt everywhere. It's almost unbearable. And if I asked you, would you gingerly rub at the stains on my hands, Rounding the fingernail with a cool polish? And would you do likewise for the filth on my face, and cheek, and chest and navel and legs and feet and toes and wrists? And that little brown spot in the middle of my lower back that no one's touched in so long? Because I don't have enough salt-watery excrement leaking from my photoreceptor ducts to thoroughly clean myself, but you do.

All in a Life by average-ninja, literature

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All in a Life

It's morning, and Theta's snoring in their room when Koschei gets up to make tea. Koschei smiles and lays the cream out on the table, across from Theta's chair. It's noon a month later, and Koschei watches Theta fidgeting in his chair, looking stuffy in his formal suit. He takes Theta's hand and runs it between his own before settling it in his left. His skin is still clammy, but at least he stops wearing down the Lord President's couch cushions. It's sunset a few hours later and they finally hear they'll be given a Loom. Theta spends all of supper gossiping with his mother, and Koschei starts obsessing over name books. It's evening two ce

It's Morning: Doctor-Master by average-ninja, literature

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It's Morning: Doctor-Master

It's morning, and Koschei finds himself smothered by Theta's constricting arms around his chest. He doesn't mind. It's morning, somewhere. The Doctor can't bring himself to care exactly where, with the Master settling distracting kisses on his brow. It's only somewhere. It's morning, and the Master is still adjusting to his new body, even if his 'borrowed' mouth feels thoroughly used by a seemingly reticent blonde Doctor. It's evening, and Theta's stolen TARDIS has just disappeared, seemingly into the rising First Moon. It's evening in UNIT headquarters—11:59:21, to be exact-- and the Master's pacing in the room below him. The Doctor

Refresh and Repeat by average-ninja, literature

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Refresh and Repeat

I couldn't possibly describe how beautiful Theta is. Not in one word, not in a thousand. Not even in a picture. No holoimage could comprehend the scope of his allure, and I pity them for that reason. Thete is… Amazing. Gorgeous. Alive. Hyperactive, and annoying because of it, but for that same rationale does he smile. And his smile just shines. He's got these deep blue eyes you can just suck your teeth into, like large blueberries with a lighter centre, and they've twinkled with mischief on more than one occasion. If you're close enough when he's grinning, you can see the corners of his eyes crinkle up as well as his cute little nos

Reminiscent-- Doctor-Koschei by average-ninja, literature

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Reminiscent-- Doctor-Koschei

It was sick. It was wrong. It was abominable, and he could very well be hanged for it. He needed it. He needed to feel the man's—boy's—seventeen, seventeen—skin under his hands. He needed to feel his flesh give and dent and rebound, hardening in some places and softening in others. Bruising in most. He was supposed to be an adult. He could handle death. He could handle anything. He could when he was Theta Sigma, so why can't he as the Doctor? If only the same was true for Koschei. Koschei was weak. Koschei was foolish. Koschei'd said he'd wanted this, and the Doctor should've known better. In between thrusts into the boy

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Save Me: Doctor+Master by average-ninja, literature

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Save Me: Doctor+Master

Off the Abyss: +Holmescest+ by average-ninja, literature

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Off the Abyss: +Holmescest+

Apologetic: CharLa-- giftfic by average-ninja, literature

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Apologetic: CharLa-- giftfic

Awash +ST: TOS Spirk+ by average-ninja, literature

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Awash +ST: TOS Spirk+

Sevenling: if I asked you by average-ninja, literature

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Sevenling: if I asked you

All in a Life by average-ninja, literature

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All in a Life

It's Morning: Doctor-Master by average-ninja, literature

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It's Morning: Doctor-Master

Refresh and Repeat by average-ninja, literature

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Refresh and Repeat

Reminiscent-- Doctor-Koschei by average-ninja, literature

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Reminiscent-- Doctor-Koschei

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Aug 1
United States
Deviant for 13 years
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I'm a nerd. That just about sums it up.
I was coerced to join by my Hetalia friends (cough, Germany, cough, Laura) on Facebook. Why didn't I come here on my own? Because I can't draw. I can take pictures, make short films, write novellas, but I couldn't draw a straight line if my life depended on it.
Anywho, I like Star Wars and Star Trek, Doctor Who, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, abstract and landscape art, ee cummings's and Poe's poetry, Sherlock Holmes, BBC's "Sherlock", and a whole bunch of other stuff.
I'm left-handed. I see best out of my left eye. I use the left side of my brain most often. I'm on the left side of American politics (liberal democrat). I also swing to the left...
I appreciate some shonen manga, and fewer shojo manga. I'm most active in the "Axis Powers: Hetalia" fandom, in which I am Austria.
(As a side note, I like classical music from Bach, Brahms, Debussy, the occasional Beethoven, and... John Williams. He's the man.)
I'm a writer! I write horror, romance, humor, and science fiction most often. Sometimes in the same story.
Speaking of fanfiction, I love slash. LOVE slash. I love Kirk/Spock (OTP!), Ten/Simm!Master, Eight/Roberts!Master, Eight/Goosnake!Master, Five/Ainley!Master, Three/Delgado!Master, ΘΣ/Коще́й, Jack/Ianto, Holmes/Watson, Sherlock/John, House/Wilson, Sulu/Chekov, Caspian/Edmund, Jack/Ralph, etc., etc.
And... that's enough about me. Go stalk someone else. ._.

Current Residence: Florida
Favourite genre of music: 70s-era classic rock, folk rock
Favourite style of art: Visual-ish. Poetry. Novels. (Fanfiction)
Operating System: The TARDIS, which runs on Windows 7 and uses Mycroft.
MP3 player of choice: iTouch
Shell of choice: absent
Wallpaper of choice: Moose!Sam telling Cas and Dean to get their act together
Skin of choice: Saywhatnow?
Favourite cartoon character: cartoon!Spock, Austria (Roderich; APH), Shalka!Doctor/Master
Personal Quote: "Why'd you do it, Dean?" "I couldn't live with you dead."

Favourite Visual Artist

Van Gogh

Favourite Movies

Star Wars V: ESB, Star Trek: III SfS, Star Trek V: TFF, Doctor Who TVM

Favourite Bands / Musical Artists

Queen, Billy Joel, The Beatles, The Divine Comedy, Bon Iver

Favourite Writers

Edgar Allen Poe, ee cummings, Walt Whitman, John Green, Richard Siken

Favourite Games

Portal 1 & 2, Kingdom Hearts series, FFVII, FFXIII

Favourite Gaming Platform

XBox

Tools of the Trade

Fingers. Pens. Soft-as-a-baby's-ass-paper. LAPTOP KEYS.

Other Interests

Reading, writing, Star Wars/Trek, Doctor Who, Supernatural, Wincest

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average-ninja

Jun 30, 2011

Devious Journal Entry

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[x] you love hoods [x] you love jeans [ ] dogs are better than cats [x] it's hilarious when people get hurt and fall [ ] you've played with/against boys on a team [x] shopping is torture [ ] sad movies suck [x] you own(ed) an XBOX [x] you played with Hot Wheels [ ] at some point in life your wanted to be a firefighter [x] you owned a DS, PS2, or Sega [ ] you used to be obsessed with Power Rangers [ ] you watch sports on TV [ ] gory movies are cool [ ] you used to go to your dad for advice [x] you have at least 1 trophy of a sport (karate~) [x] You used to play Yu-Gi-Oh [x] baggy sweat pants are nice to wear [x] it's k

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Jun 14, 2011

Devious Journal Entry

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1. Do you sleep in your bra? Never. 2. Do you enjoy drama? It's pretty exhausting, so, no. 3. Are you a girly girl? ...fuck off. 4. Who was the last person you hugged? My darling wife, Jessica~ *shojo sparkles* 5. Small or Large purses? Large, for utility. Like laptop bags. 6. Are you short? Nein. 7. What would you do if someone smacked your butt? Either laugh or get angry. Depends on the transgressor's gender. 9. Do you care if your socks are dirty? Nope. 10. Do you dress up on Halloween? No. 11. Are you double jointed? Ish. It's a genetic disease. 12. Where is the weirdest place you have slept? In a closet for about fiv

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Jun 12, 2011

Redux Meme ^-^

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Rules: 1.You must post these rules. 2. Each tagged person must post 10 things about themselves on their journal. 3. You have to choose and tag 10 people. 4. Go to their pages and tell them you tagged them. 5. No tag backs. Yeah, so I've done this before, but Sydney tagged me and... Hell, I'm just procrastinating. ~laplz (https://www.deviantart.com/laplz) 1. Erm. I love Jessica, still. Yeah, nothing changes. 2. I've recently stolen accidentally taken Amanda's mobile home with me, where I proceeded to text Jesse and filch some of her music. 3. I'm listening to that music now. 4. Still a Whovian. *waves* 4a. I'd love to hang Rose from a banister and castrate her w