average-ninja

[x] you love hoods
[x] you love jeans
[ ] dogs are better than cats
[x] it's hilarious when people get hurt and fall
[ ] you've played with/against boys on a team
[x] shopping is torture
[ ] sad movies suck
[x] you own(ed) an XBOX
[x] you played with Hot Wheels
[ ] at some point in life your wanted to be a firefighter
[x] you owned a DS, PS2, or Sega
[ ] you used to be obsessed with Power Rangers
[ ] you watch sports on TV
[ ] gory movies are cool
[ ] you used to go to your dad for advice
[x] you have at least 1 trophy of a sport (karate~)
[x] You used to play Yu-Gi-Oh
[x] baggy sweat pants are nice to wear
[x] it's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people
[x] green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
[x] you love to go crazy and not care what other people think
[ ] sports are fun
[x] you sometimes talk with food in your mouth
[ ] you sleep at night with your socks on
[x] you have fished at least once

TOTAL = 15

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

[ ] you like to shop
[ ] you wear eyeliner.
[ ] you wear the color pink
[ ] you go to your mom for advice
[ ] you consider cheer-leading a sport
[ ] you hate wearing all black.
[ ] you like going to the mall
[ ] you like getting manicures and/or pedicures
[ ] you like wearing jewelry
[ ] you cried watching The Notebook
[ ] skirts are a big parts of your wardrobe
[ ] shopping is one of your favorite hobbies
[ ] you don't like the movie Star Wars
[x] you are/were in gymnastics
[ ] it takes you around one hour to shower and get dressed.
[ ] you smile a lot more than you should
[ ] you have more than 10 pairs of shoes
[ ] you care about what you look like
[ ] you like wearing dresses
[x] you like wearing body spray/deodorant
[ ] you like high heel shoes
[ ] you used to play with dolls as a kid
[ ] you like putting make up on other people

TOTAL = 2



Appearance:
[x] = You have blue/green eyes.
[ ] = You blush a lot.
[x] = You giggle.
[x] = You're quiet.
[ ] = You say random silly things.
[ ] = You have a baby face.
[x] = You wear a more down to earth style of clothing. (Um... Video game tees?)
[x] = You don't wear halter tops or anything too showy.
[x] = You're under 5 feet 6 inches tall.

TOTAL SO FAR: 6

Innocence:
[x] = You're a virgin.
[ ] = Just thinking of sexual things makes you blush.
[ ] = Your idea of a date is really romantic.
[x] = You sleep with a stuffed animal.
[x] = You like to cuddle.
[ ] = You've never played the Nervous game.
[ ] = You don't even know what the nervous game is...

TOTAL SO FAR: 9

Colors:
[ ] = You like the color pink/light blue
[ ] = You tend to wear bright/girly colors.

TOTAL SO FAR: 9

Personality:
[ ] = You can be ignorant/oblivious.
[x] = You'd consider yourself shy.
[ ] = You like happy upbeat music.
[ ] = You like "Cutesy" music. (cutesy like j pop?)

TOTAL SO FAR: 10

What YOU think is cute:
[ ] = You like small animals
[ ] = You like babies a lot.
[x] = You like small/mini versions of things

DEFINITE TOTAL: 11+2=13 points towards me being female, and 15 for male.

We're all so surprised.

1. Do you sleep in your bra?
Never.

2. Do you enjoy drama?
It's pretty exhausting, so, no.

3. Are you a girly girl?
...fuck off.

4. Who was the last person you hugged?
My darling wife, Jessica~ *shojo sparkles*

5. Small or Large purses?
Large, for utility. Like laptop bags.

6. Are you short?
Nein.

7. What would you do if someone smacked your butt?
Either laugh or get angry. Depends on the transgressor's gender.

9. Do you care if your socks are dirty?
Nope.

10. Do you dress up on Halloween?
No.

11. Are you double jointed?
Ish. It's a genetic disease.

12. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
In a closet for about five hours with a hot girl between my thighs...

13. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?
Nope.

14. Is there a rumor going around about you?
It'd be a pretty pointless rumor if I knew about it. But I'm guessing no, other than dating Jessica.

15. Do you call anybody by their last name?
Erskine. ^_^ For dramatic effect.

16. How many guys will read this just because it says "Girl Confessions"?
Will it be called "Girl Confessions"? Rubbish name. I could make up a better one.

"X" Marks the spot:
[ ] I do wear make-up.
[X] I have cried at a movie theater. (Dumbledore~)
[ ] I can put mascara on without opening my mouth.
[X] I get jealous.
[X] I think England, America and Japan from APH are sexy.
[X] I love to laugh.
[ ] I like death/grind/black metal.
[ ] I like rap.
[ ] I like country.
[X] I carry a purse. (FOR THE UTILITIES~)
[X] I'd be lost without my computer.
[ ] I own a Spice Girls CD.
[ ] I own a Britney Spears CD.
[ ] I own a boy band CD.
[X] I get bored watching football.
[ ] Guys are confusing.
[X] I've been called a bad influence. (Probably by Jessica's mum.)
[ ] I have/had a piercing other than my ears.


Come on ladies, be truthful!

1. What color is your bra that your wearing?
Not wearing one, but the one I usually wear is called 'nude'.

2. Are you currently frustrated with a boy girl?
Technically.

3. Do you have a best friend(s)?
Technically.

4. Have you ever had your heart broken?
I've broken hearts.

5. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
Fuck no.

7. Do you like your life?
I love it. ^_^ Rainbows and yaoi everywhere~

8. Has one of your friends ever stolen a boyfriend/Girlfriend from you?
No, but I've stolen two from one friend in the space of half a year. Fun.

9. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
Fell.

10. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?
Girls because I'm a lesbian, twat~

11. How long have you had Facebook?
Six months?

12. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face?
Think so.

13. What are your biggest fears?
Fire and rapists.

14. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
Yes.

15. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
_JessicaJessicaJessicaJessica...

16. Do you believe in the saying "Once a cheater, always a cheater"?
I'm proof.

17. Have you ever had a good feeling about something?
Yep.

18. Do you ever wish you were famous?
Never.

19. Are you currently missing someone?
Always.

This girl or that girl?

Punk/Goth or Gangster?: Punk/Goth
Preppy or Cowboy?: Neither.
Sweet or Sexy?: Sexy.
Well-educated or Dropout?: Well-educated
Armani or Abercrombie?: What the hell?
City-slicker or Rural?: City-slicker.
Blue, green, grey, or brown eyes?: Amber~ (like Jessica's, ne. ^.-)
Contacts or Glasses?: Contacts

More Questions.

01. Eyeliner or Mascara?
Neither

02. Louis Vuitton or Dooney & Bourke?
What are you talking about?

04. Skirts or pants?
TINY MINISKIRTS.

05. Socks or leggings?
Wear absolutely nothing. :3

06. Hoodies or jackets?
Neither.

07. Heels or sneakers?
Trainers!

08. Straight or curly hair?
Homosexual hair, of course.

09. Hoop or dangling earrings?
Neither.

11. Victoria's Secret or Bath and Body Works?
The former has too many naked women and the latter constructs my airways, so neither.

12. Smoothies or lattes?
Water.

13. Diet or regular sodas?
Water.

15. Pearls or diamonds?
Sapphires.

16. Vintage or boho?
Vintage? Ne?

17. Mary-Kate or Ashley Olsen?
...whom?

18. Lindsay or Hilary?
What bloody year are you in?

19. IPod or cell phone?
Mobile device!

20. Friends or family?
Same thing.

21. Lip gloss or lip stick?
Neither.

22. Manicure or pedicure?
Gross.

23. Tiffany's or Chanel?
Pardon?

24: Peace or love?
Love. Peace is a temporary state of being... and incredibly dull.

25. Sunglasses or purses?
Sunglasses. I wear my sunglasses at night, I wear my sunglasses at night~

In a girl...

Funny or serious?
Humorous.

Cute or hot?
Attractive.

Dark eyes or light eyes?
Vibrant.

Long hair or short hair?
Long.

Curly hair or straight hair?
Homosexual.

Good dancer or good singer?
Talented.

Jock Bitch or rebel?
Human... oid.

Smoker or non-smoker?
Non-smoker.

Druggie or clean?
Who would desire a drug friend for a mate?

Younger or older?
I'm technically a lesbian, but going by experience (and simply knowing myself) I'd say females around my age and older males.

Player or loyal?
Loyal. I get jealous.

Pokemon/Digimon/Yu-Gi-Oh?
None.

Dance Dance Revolution/Guitar Hero?
*can't dance* Beatles Rock Band!

Ballet/Musicals/Plays?
Musicals Well-sung musicals.

How do you see yourself in 10 years?
Ah, well, I'd've just recently gotten out of college assuming I'm attending for literary purposes rather than scientific ones, and I'd be in Canada living in a moderately large flat with Jessica in Toronto, and we'd be married for the benefits, so... We'd probably be looking for Demitri and Alistair. ^_^ And setting up Cafe Birdie.

Favorite scent?
Jessica.

When does your alarm go off?
5:26.

Leprechauns or Mermaids?
Mermaids.

Dream job?
Astronaut/author/astronomer/chemist/lesbian mother.

Favorite aspect about the place you live in?
It's close to Jessica's house and it rains here. ^_^

Best friend's favorite color?
Orange. >.>

Weirdest fight ever?
Whilst conversing with Amanda via messaging on Facebook, I had a disagreement with her father concerning the integrity of Star Trek: Enterprise. I know it's shit. He's deluded himself otherwise.

Favorite Youtube video
Gawd, I have a lot of them...
Doctor Who: www.youtube.com/user/emmyisdab…
David Tennant: www.youtube.com/user/emmyisdab…
Star Trek: TOS: www.youtube.com/user/emmyisdab…
Sherlock: www.youtube.com/user/emmyisdab…
APH: www.youtube.com/user/emmyisdab…
Cutest video of all time: www.youtube.com/user/emmyisdab…
Ouran High School Host Club: www.youtube.com/user/emmyisdab…

...I think that's it...

Rules:
1.You must post these rules.
2. Each tagged person must post 10 things about themselves on their journal.
3. You have to choose and tag 10 people.
4. Go to their pages and tell them you tagged them.
5. No tag backs.

Yeah, so I've done this before, but Sydney tagged me and... Hell, I'm just procrastinating.

1. Erm. I love Jessica, still. Yeah, nothing changes.
2. I've recently stolen accidentally taken Amanda's mobile home with me, where I proceeded to text Jesse and filch some of her music.
3. I'm listening to that music now.
4. Still a Whovian. *waves*
_{4a. I'd love to hang Rose from a banister and castrate her with a dull spoon.}
5. I have a slight asphyxiation fetish. Mainly because the front of my neck and my collarbone are extremely sensitive; probably because it's Jessica doing it.
6. Jessica, Kindra, Jazzy, Laura, and I are going to MetroCon in a few days. Where I'll be dragging the rest of them to the Doctor Who/Torchwood/FF:AC panels, and they'll be dragging me to Parapara Bootcamp. Fun.
7. Whenever I listen to "You Make My Dreams" by Hall & Oates, I have the intense urge to dance. Y'know that 60s arm thing they do in Austin Powers? Yeah, that.
8. I don't usually worry about things unless they're completely hopeless. And when they are completely hopeless, I get inventive and work with what I have.
9. I watched three hours of Junjou Romantica yesterday. I regret nothing.
10. I like writing in second continuous best. (As in, addressing the audience as "you" and stating things as they happen; i.e., You are apologetic.)

Stolen from darling Jessica, yet again.
Answer in the comments~

What if...
1. I died:
2. I kissed you:
3. I lived next door to you:
4. You found out I was married:
5. I stole something:
6. I was hospitalized:
7. I refused to leave my home:
8. I got into a fight while you were there:
9. If I ask you out?

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY
10. Personality:
11. Eyes:
12. Hair:
13. Laugh:

WOULD YOU
14. Help me hide a body?
15. Keep a secret if I told you one?
16. Hold my hand?
17. Take a bullet for me?
18. Try to solve my problems?
19. Love me?
20. Date me?

HAVE YOU EVER
21. Lied to make me feel better?
22. Wanted to kiss me?
23. Wanted to kill me?
24. Broke my heart?
25. Kept something important from me?
26. Thought I was unbearably annoying?

AND MORE
27. Who are you?
28. Are we friends?
29. When and how did we meet?
30. Describe me in three words:
31. What was your first impression of me?
32. Do you still think that way about me now?
33. What reminds you of me?
34. If you could give me anything, what would it be?
35. How well do you know me?
36. When's the last time you saw me?
37. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
38. Are you gonna repost this to see what I say about you?

1. Last beverage: Water.
2. Last phone call: Elly had to call her mum, so I guess it's that number.
3. Last text message: Wesssssst~
4. Last song you listened: When a Man Cries by The Divine Comedy
5. Last time you cried: Erm. A week ago? A month?
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HAVE YOU EVER:
6. Dated someone twice: Yep.
7. Been cheated on: No, but I've cheated.
8. Kissed someone & regretted it: Yes.
9. Lost someone special: Sure, but I can't exactly mourn.
10. Been depressed: Probably.
11. Been drunk and threw up: No.
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LIST THREE FAVORITE COLOURS:
12. TARDIS blue
13. Black
14. White
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THIS YEAR HAVE YOU: (2011)
15. Made new friends: Yes.
16. Fallen out of love: Yes.
17. Laughed until you cried: Yes.
18. Met someone who changed you: No.
19. Found out who your true friends were: No.
20. Found out someone was talking about you? Can't recall.
21. Kissed someone on your friends list? No.
22. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life: Erm. Four?
23. How many kids do you want to have: Three or under.
24. Do you have any pets: Yes.
25. Do you want to change your name: Probably once.
26. What did you do for your last birthday: Nothing. I kind of forgot about it...
27. What time did you wake up today: Late. -.- 6:28.
28. What were you doing at midnight last night: Talking to Jessica about what to name our children (egg babies).
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for: METROCON~
30. Last time you saw your mother: An hour ago?
31. What is something you wish you could change about your life?: Nothing, because I am a Q and Qs never make mistakes. *nerdnerdnerd* (I actually wish I could convince my younger self to watch Star Wars earlier.)
32. What are you listening to right now: Have You Ever Been in Love by The Divine Comedy. "Have you ever met somebody who could see inside your head?" Yes. I have. DAMMIT, JESSICA.
33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: Probably.
34. What's getting on your nerves right now: My laptop burning my thighs. Dammit, I will not wear pants!
35. Most visited webpage: >.> It's a tie between the slash_lords kinkmeme on LJ, thesizeofthatthing on LJ, and The Prydonian.
36. What's your real full name: Jessica Maria Veiras Emma Ann Symmonds
37. Nicknames: Austria, Perverted Frenchman, Perverted French Austrian, McCoy/Spock, Father, Emmy, etc., etc..
38. Relationship Status: Hell if I know.
39. Zodiac sign: Leo.
40. Male or female or transgendered: Transgen-- Oh, damn. The paperwork didn't go through. I guess I'm female.
41. Primary school: Alimacani.
42. High School: Douglas Anderson School of the Arts
43. College: Flagler College
44. Hair colour: Brown
45. Long or short: Short
46: Height: 5"4' A centimeter taller than Jessica.
47. Do you have a crush on someone? See above.
48: What do you like about yourself? My superior intelligence.
49. Piercings: Nien.
50. Tattoos: Maybe later... >.>
51. Righty or lefty: Lefty~

FIRSTS :
52. First surgery: Do tonsils count?
53. First piercing: Ears.
54. First best friend: Girl called Mackenzie.
55. First vacation: Disney, obvi.
56. First crush: Joseph-something, in kindergarden.

RIGHT NOW:
59. Eating: I have the taste of spaghetti sauce in my mouth.
60. Drinking: Water, hypothetically.
61. I'm about to: In half of my brain, I'm about to have another fangirling episode about Spirk and/or Doctor/Master. In the other half I'm about to steal the car to buy some tic-tacs.
62. Listening to: The music to this SpaRo video... "Ring My Bell". Gawds, kill me.
63. Waiting on: Moffat to revive the Master. COME ON, MAN! YOU HAVE A RANDOM HOLE OF PLOT DEVICE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GALAXY-- WON'T THAT BRING BACK THE MASTER?!

YOUR FUTURE:
64. Want kids? Yerp.
65. Get married?: Probably not.
66. Careers in mind?: Jessica's manager at a Cosplay Cafe; writer; astronaut

WHICH IS BETTER:
67. Lips or eyes: Eyes.
68. Hugs or kisses: Kisses.
69. Shorter or taller: Same height or taller... Goddammit, Jessica, stop choosing my answers!
71. Romantic or spontaneous: Spontaneously romantic?
72. Nice stomach or nice arms: Well, since women usually have flabby arms anyway, I'll go for nice stomach.
73. Sensitive or loud: Jessica. -.-
74. Hook-up or relationship: Relationship.
75. Trouble maker or hesitant: hesitant (butidsaysomewhereinthemiddle,likesomeonewhodoesntgiveashitaboutwhat peoplethinkaboutthem) _{Hello,I'mrighthere.}

HAVE YOU EVER:
76. Kissed a stranger: Nope.
77. Drank hard liquor: No.
78. Lost glasses/contacts: Not yet~
79. Sex on first date: Probably will, knowing me. >.>
80. Broken someone's heart: Quite a few of them! ^-^
81. Had your own heart broken: Yep.
82. Been arrested: No.
83. Turned someone down: Yes.
84. Cried when someone died: No.
85. Liked a friend that is a girl? -.- Now you're just being cruel. I tend to like girls anyway; if they're my friends, well, fuck.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
86. Yourself: Yes.
87. Miracles: No.
88. Love at first sight: No.
89. Heaven: HELL NO.
90. Santa Claus: No.
91. Kiss on the first date: Yes.
92. Angels: HELL NO.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
93. Is there one person you want to be with right now: Well, technically already with them.
94. Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time? Yes! ^-^ Didn't work so well.
95. Did you sing today? Yerp. In a Scottish accent,
97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go? "Long ago, to a galaxy far, far away," so I can push Anakin and Obi-Wan together and scream, "JUST KISS YOU GODDAMN ENGLISHMEN. IT'LL SAVE THE UNIVERSE~"
98. If you could pick a day from last year and relive it, what would it be? Taylor's quinsincera, so I can push Russia off the balcony...
99. Are you scared of falling in love?: No, but Jessica is.
100. Posting this as 100 truths?: I guess I have to.